"I bought those boat tickets the day I saw that You Tube video. I knew we’d need a back-up plan. The boat was actually Plan C. The church was Plan B and Plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her. "
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with
why am i laughing this much
Pray you never cross his path, steal a glance and incite his wrath.His dashing demeanor gives away and depravity comes out to play.
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’